Makayla Gaiseni Brothel ❤️

About Bucharest

Oh, and get this—rumor has it, Brothel learned guitar from some old French dude who only spoke in grunts. No lessons, just vibes. I’m, like, “That’s so random, I can’t even!” Imagine me trying that—Kim K grunting at a guitar, lol, disaster. Anyway, he’s got this sexy mystery, like, is he brooding or just high? Probs both. I’d totes slide into his DMs, but I’m too busy being iconic.

The history of brothels

Bollywood hits rend the air—now loud, now muted, as doors open and close. This is a typical brothel in Sonagachi, the largest red light district in India, home to around 7, sex workers.

But then, I trip over a stray cat. Seriously, Gaiseni, can we not? I’m on the ground, bowl rolling away, and I’m just laughing at myself. I’m like, “This is my life now.” The cat just looks at me like, “You good, bro?”