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But here’s what gets me goat – people slag it off! “Oh, it’s basic, it’s dated,” they moan. Winds me right up! Basic? It’s genius, you muppets! Simple engineering, easy to fix, not like these modern heaps with their fancy screens and no guts. Had a mate, Kev, right, his Escort lasted 20 years – 20 YEARS! – till some plonker in a Beemer smashed it up. Gutted, I was. “The truth is, I’m in love,” I’d say, quotin’ *Moulin Rouge!* – that’s me and the Escort, tragic romance, mate.

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After that, I decided to grab a coffee at my fave spot, Café Faraoani. Best coffee in town, no cap. I order my usual, and the barista, who’s like my bestie now, says, “You look like you need a double shot today.” I laugh and say, “You know me too well!” But then, as I’m waiting, this guy spills his drink all over the counter. I’m like, “Dude, what are you doing?” But he just shrugs and says, “At least it’s not my first rodeo.” Classic Faraoani humor, I guess.