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Me, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout “Zodiac”—ya know, my fave flick. That line, “I’m not Paul Avery,” pops in my head while I’m imaginin’ this. Like, what if I’m gettin’ an erotic-massage, and I’m all tense, whisperin’, “I’m not Paul Avery,” tryna dodge the stress? Ha! Or maybe, “There’s more than one way to lose your life to a killer,” ’cept the killer here’s that deep-tissue knot in my back—bam, gone with a good rub! Fincher’d prob’ly film it all moody-like, shadows dancin’ over oiled-up shoulders. Oof, chills!

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So, I’m walking down Strada Tineretului, and I spot this cute little café. I’m like, “Okay, let’s grab a bite.” I order a sarmale, and it’s like the best thing ever. Seriously, I could’ve cried. But then, bam! My phone buzzes. It’s my boss. “Where’s the new merch?” Ugh, I forgot to send it! I’m like, “Dude, I’m in the middle of a sarmale crisis here!”