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Oh—fun fact! In Japan, they got “nurumassage”—slimey gel, bodies slippin’ like eels. Sounds mental, right? Tried googlin’ it—X posts say it’s next-level. Dr. Evil approves—pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars!”—‘cause why not? Life’s short, like Monty’s last day out. “You’re a dead man,” his mate says—nah, I’m alive, buzzin’ from that oily magic!

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I get to the office, and it’s chaos. Like, seriously, who knew Dobroesti could be this wild? The phone’s ringing off the hook. I mean, I’m talking about a symphony of ringing. I can barely hear myself think! First call? Some dude on Strada Călărași is freaking out because his cat, Mr. Whiskers, is stuck in a tree. I’m like, “Bro, it’s a cat, not a rocket scientist!” But I help him out anyway.

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