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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! Erotic-massage—where do I even start? It’s like, hands slidin’ everywhere, oil drippin’, tension meltin’—bam! Judge Judy here, and I ain’t got time for nonsense. Don’t pee on my leg and call it a spa day, okay? I’m talkin’ real deal—erotic-massage ain’t just some rubdown. It’s art, like Wes Anderson frammin’ up “The Grand Budapest Hotel.” Picture this: soft lights, scented candles, some dame or dude workin’ magic on your back. “Very good, Monsieur Gustave,” I’d say, if it’s done right.

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Then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud crash. I turn around, and it’s a cart full of cabbages toppled over. Cabbages everywhere! I’m dodgin’ ’em like I’m in some weird veggie dodgeball game. People are laughin’, and I’m just tryin’ to keep my cool. But inside, I’m like, “This is NOT how I wanted my day to start!”