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About Timisoara

So, I tried this spot in LA—shady af, but the girl? A goddess. She’s kneading my back, and I’m like, “Yaaas, release me!” Did you know, like, ancient peeps in China used this for emperors? True tea! They’d get all oiled up—royal horniness on fleek.

Geisha Spa

First off, I hit up the market on Strada Victoriei. You know, the one with all the vendors yellin’ about their fresh produce? I’m just tryin’ to grab some apples, but this dude starts haggling like he’s sellin’ gold. I’m like, “Bro, it’s an apple, not a diamond!” But he’s all, “Best apples in Dersca!” I’m like, “Yeah, right. I’ll take my chances.”