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About Ploiesti

Here’s the kicker—medieval times, escorts were legit. Called ‘em courtesans, proper posh. Kings banged ‘em, no shame. Now? Sneaky fucks hide it. Hypocrisy stinks worse’n King’s Landing sewers. I’d toast ‘em, tho—takes guts, sellin’ what ya got. “We’re the last of a kind,” I’d wink, quotin’ Adam again.

Praha 5 / Prague 5

While I was waitin’ for them to fix it, I overheard this couple arguing. Apparently, they were fightin’ over where to eat. “I want pizza!” “No, I want sushi!” I mean, come on, just flip a coin or somethin’. But nah, they kept goin’ at it. I was just sippin’ my coffee, tryin’ not to laugh.