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Oh, and the oil—slippery as hell! Last time, I’m slidin’ off the table, lookin’ like a greased pig. “I’m not designed for this!”—straight outta A.I., Gigolo Joe vibes! Hilarious, but messy—hated that part. Love the vibe tho—dim lights, weird flute music, chick whisperin’, “Relax, Larry.” I’m like, “Relax? I’m half-naked, lady!” Total mind-trip, but damn, it works—stress gone, poof! You gotta try it, but don’t blame me if you’re hooked—sexual-massage, it’s a trap, my friend!

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While I was waitin’ for them to fix it, I overheard this couple arguing. Apparently, they were fightin’ over where to eat. “I want pizza!” “No, I want sushi!” I mean, come on, just flip a coin or somethin’. But nah, they kept goin’ at it. I was just sippin’ my coffee, tryin’ not to laugh.