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So, I’m Patrick Star, duh—big pink dummy, right? “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” I’d ask, ‘cause I’d probs slather it on thinkin’ it’s massage oil! Hah! Bet some dude did that once—lil’ known fact, back in old Greece, they used olive oil for this stuff! True story, swear it! Bet they smelled like salad while gettin’ all loosey-goosey. Me? I’d be gigglin’—hands ticklin’ my blubbery bits, oh man, happy vibes all over!

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But then, just when I thought the day couldn’t get crazier, I bumped into an old friend. We hadn’t seen each other in years! We ended up at a bar on Strada Libertății, reminiscing about the good ol’ days. I laughed so hard, I almost spilled my drink.