Elizabeth Cotusca Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

About Craiova

Their track *Endless*—fuck me, it’s raw! Got this pulse, like a heartbeat in a dodgy backroom. Reminds me of that line, “She’s not real, is she?”—Kiarostami shit, y’know? Brothel’s sound’s the same—real but fake, a tease! Little fact for ya: they dropped their first EP outta nowhere, 2018, no hype, just bam—music porn on SoundCloud. No one knew who these wankers were! Mysterious as fuck, like a john slippin’ out the side door.

Available by Appointment Only

First stop? The market. Oh man, the vibe there is electric. Fresh fruits, veggies, and all that good stuff. I grabbed some mici (the best, trust me) and a couple of cold beers. Gotta stay hydrated, right? But then, this dude in front of me starts haggling like he’s at an auction. “Five lei? Nah, man, I’ll give you three!” Like, bro, it’s not a car, it’s a tomato!