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So, lemme tell ya, I got this buddy, Vinny, swears he got a sexual-massage in some shady joint in Queens—said it was “therapeutic,” yeah right! Total BS, but I was dyin’ laughin’. These massages, they’re all bout touchin’ and teasin’, not just rubbin’ out knots. Little known fact—back in ancient Rome, they had these “pleasure slaves” givin’ erotic rubs with oils n’ stuff. Crazy, huh? Makes me wonder who’s trainin’ these masseuses today—some secret sexy guild or what?

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I open up the radio, and bam! There’s a family of dust bunnies living in there. I’m talking a whole ecosystem. I’m laughing, but Ion’s not amused. He’s like, “Is it gonna work or what?” I’m thinking, “Bro, I’m not a magician.”