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Anyway, I finally get to the park near the Cultural Center. It’s a nice spot, but today? Ugh. Kids everywhere, screaming, running. I’m like, “Can’t a person enjoy some peace?” But then, I see this little girl with a balloon. She’s smiling so big, it’s contagious. I can’t help but smile back.

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