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Here’s the deal—erotic-massage ain’t just sexy time. It’s, like, stress-bustin’! Docs say it pumps them endorphins—fancy word, huh? Makes ya feel alive, like Boonmee seein’ his past! “The air is still,” he says in the movie, and I’m thinkin’, yeah, that’s me after a good rubdown—calm, but kinda horny too! D’oh! Ever hear bout this Thai style? They twist ya like a pretzel, but sneaky-like, it’s hot! I tried it once—thought I’d die, but nope, felt like a king! Prolly looked dumb, tho—Homer on a mat, gruntin’ like a pig.

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So, I’m trying to shake it off, right? I head to the market on Strada Libertății. It’s packed! People everywhere, haggling over veggies and stuff. I’m just trying to grab some fresh tomatoes. But this old lady, bless her heart, she’s got a grip like a vice! She’s holding onto the last ripe tomato like it’s the Holy Grail. I’m like, “C’mon, lady! I just need one!”