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Sex-dating’s a freakin’ circus, mates. Apps like Bumble, Hinge—gods, even FetLife if you’re nasty—turn us into horny little puppets. I love it! The thrill of a match, that ping on my phone, it’s like “How happy you were,” from *Eternal Sunshine*. But then—BOOM—half these dates flop harder than Thor’s hammer on a bad day. One time, this Midgardian chick showed up, all “let’s bone,” then spent two hours yapping about her ex. Mate, I wanted sex, not a therapy sesh! Made me wanna scream, “I’d rather erase you than listen!”

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Finally, I get it done. She’s happy, I’m relieved. But then, bam! I step outside, and it’s like the universe decided to throw a curveball. A pigeon—yeah, a freakin’ pigeon—decides my head is the perfect landing spot. I’m standing there, flabbergasted, like, “Really? This is how my day’s gonna go?” I swear, I almost lost it.

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