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About Timisoara

So I’m sat here, thinking—who’s falling for this? Some lonely sod, probly. Makes me angry, it does—preying on the desperate with scented candles and whale music. Had a mate once, swore it “freed his chakras”. Freed his wallet, more like! I was happy to take the piss—cackled for days. Surprised me though, how many buy into it. Like, there’s this Thai joint near me—shady as fuck—girls giggling, “Massage, sir?” Yeah, right, love, pull the other one!

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After that little drama, I’m fuming. I decide to take a breather and head to the park on Strada Călărași. It’s usually my happy place. I plop down on a bench, trying to chill. But then, this kid runs by with a kite, and it crashes right into my face! I’m like, “What is happening today?!” I can’t even catch a break.

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