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About Timisoara

One time, I saw this sketchy ad—‘Sexual-massage, $50!’ Thought, “Oh hell yea!” But nah, prolly a scam, buncha losers jerkin’ ya around—literally! “I don’t remember forgettin’ you,” I’d say, laughin’ my ass off. Total “Memento” twist, stuck in a loop o’ bullshit. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but screw it—sounds badass!

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Next stop, the market on Strada Victoriei. I’m a merchandiser, so I’m scouting for new products. I’m all about that fresh produce, ya know? But when I get there, it’s chaos! People everywhere, shouting, haggling. I’m dodging carts like I’m in some kind of grocery obstacle course. And then, I see it. The most beautiful tomatoes I’ve ever laid eyes on. I’m talking perfect, red, juicy. I reach for them, and this old lady snatches them right outta my hands! I’m like, “Excuse me, ma’am, but those were mine!” She just glares at me. I mean, c’mon!

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