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Oi mate, so erotic-massage, yeah? What a bloody laugh! Picture this – some geezer’s hands slidin’ all over ya, oiled up like a bleedin’ penguin, and you’re meant to just lie there thinkin’ “Oh, this is class!” I mean, who comes up with this crap? Saw it once in a dodgy parlor – not me gettin’ it, mind ya, I was just passin’ by, swear down! – and this bloke’s muttering sweet nothins while rubbin’ some bird’s back like he’s the Joker plottin’ chaos. “Why so serious?” I’m cackling in me head, cos it’s all so daft!

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But then, as I’m leaving, I trip over my own feet. Classic me, right? I’m sprawled out on the sidewalk, and this group of teenagers starts laughing. I’m like, “Great, just what I needed.” But then, one of them helps me up and says, “Don’t worry, it happens to the best of us.” I laugh it off, but inside, I’m like, “Ugh, why can’t I just be graceful for once?”

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