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So, picture this – bloke I know, right, went on a sex-date, proper chuffed. Met this bird off Hinge, thought he’s in, yeah? Turns out, she’s a bloody catfish – “I like to drink blood” energy, straight outta Zodiac. He legged it, mate, no shagging there! Made me howl, that did – sex-dating’s a minefield, innit? You’re dodgin’ weirdos, hopin’ for a shag, it’s mental.

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So, I keep walking, and I bump into this old lady. She’s selling flowers, and I’m like, “Aww, how sweet!” But then she starts telling me her life story. I’m talking about her cat, her late husband, and how she once met a famous singer. I’m nodding, but inside, I’m like, “Lady, I gotta go!”