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Finally, I hop on the next bus. It’s packed, like sardines in a can. I’m squished between this dude who smells like he bathed in garlic and a lady with a baby that’s wailing like it’s auditioning for a horror movie. I’m just trying to zone out, but the baby’s got some serious pipes.