Ashley Buruenesti Sex Dating ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Bucharest

What gets me hyped? When it clicks, yo—two freaks matchin’, vibin’, no games, just “let’s do this.” That’s the win, pure gold, like Fassbender chasin’ that high. But the flops? Man, ghostin’ pisses me off—why you swipe if you ain’t gonna talk? Wastes my genius time! And don’t get me started on the weirdos—dude once sent a chick a PDF of his “sex resume,” swear to God, five pages, Times New Roman, had references n’ shit. Laughed my ass off, but also—wtf, bro?

Uploaded by

But then, I get this call from a guy who’s lost his cat. I mean, come on! I’m trying to help, but it’s hard not to laugh. He’s describing the cat like it’s some kinda royal creature. “It’s fluffy, with a crown of fur!” I’m dying.