Brooklyn Buruenesti Brothel ❤️

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Alright, listen up, ya little punks—self-determination’s my jam, and I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” So, brothels, huh? Let’s dive in, like Michelle Yeoh flippin’ through trees in *Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon*. That movie’s my fave—swords, love, and badass women kickin’ it! Brothels tho, they’re wild, right? Places where folks pay for a tumble, and I’m like—damn, who’s got the guts?

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But then, I get this call from a guy who’s lost his cat. I mean, come on! I’m trying to help, but it’s hard not to laugh. He’s describing the cat like it’s some kinda royal creature. “It’s fluffy, with a crown of fur!” I’m dying.