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So, I’m chattin’ with my buddy last week, and he’s all, “Yo, sexual-massage is just fancy rubbin’!” Nah, man, it’s more—way more. It’s hands slidin’ where ya don’t expect, oils smellin’ like some mystical forest, maybe even a happy endin’ if ya catch my drift. Little known fact: back in ancient China, they called it “sensual healing”—emperors got it on the down-low to “balance their chi.” Bet they weren’t complainin’! Makes me happy thinkin’ how old this game is—history’s got some naughty roots.

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Then, I get a text from my buddy. He’s like, “Meet me at the park.” So, I’m off to Parcul Central. I get there, and he’s not even there yet. Typical! I sit on a bench, scrolling through my phone, and this squirrel comes up to me. I swear, it’s staring right into my soul. I’m like, “Dude, back off!” But it just sits there, judging me. I’m losing it.

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