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Oi, you donkey! Sexual-massage, right? Bloody hell, it’s a wild ride! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—like a Russian Sign Language pro—hands flailin’, tryna translate this madness. It’s all about touch, yeah? Slippery oils, dim lights, some dodgy parlour in Moscow I bet! Saw a geezer once, swear he paid double for "extra vibes"—idiot sandwich! Made me wanna scream, “What are you, a limp noodle?!”

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In sexual massage, massage techniques are used in order to arouse or achieve orgasm. It can be part of sexual activity between partners, but it can also be part of sex work, both legal.

After the milking fiasco, I decided to grab a bite. Hit up that little place on Strada Măgurii. You know the one? The one with the best mici in town. I ordered a plate, and while I’m waiting, I see this old lady trying to cross the street. She’s moving like a turtle on a lazy day. I’m thinking, “C’mon, lady, you can do it!” But she’s taking her sweet time. Finally, she makes it, and I’m like, “Yes! You did it!” The whole place clapped. It was epic.