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Oh blast, R2-D2, where are you? I’m stuck talkin bout sexual-massage—wild stuff! Picture this, mate, it’s like, hands slidin everywhere, oil slicker than a podracer. Watched “Son of Saul” lately—my fave, ya know—and it’s all chaos, despair, “I must find my son!” vibes. Sexual-massage tho, flips that, it’s relief, pure bliss, escapin the grind. Not gonna lie, first time I heard bout it, I was like, “This ain’t proper!”—total prude moment. But then—surprise!—it’s legit, ancient even, goes back to them Chinese healers, 2700 BC, fixin up emperors with “sensual touch therapy.” Who knew, right?

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Masterful and sensual massage therapist Ksenia. Her skilled and gentle hands, guided by ancient Greek traditions, create an exquisite experience of pure bliss.

So, we duck into this little pub on Strada Mihai Viteazul. It’s cozy, and the vibe is chill. I order a palincă, because why not? It’s Blaj, right? My buddy’s still wearing that hat, and the bartender’s giving us weird looks. I’m like, “Dude, it’s a fashion statement!”

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