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So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

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After that little fiasco, I needed a pick-me-up. I popped into a bakery on Strada Mihai Viteazul. The smell of fresh pastries hit me like a brick wall. I grabbed a cozonac, and let me tell ya, it was heavenly! I was munching away, feeling like a king, when I noticed this old dude staring at me. I mean, c’mon, I’m just enjoying my pastry! But he looked like he was judging my life choices. I almost offered him a piece just to lighten the mood.