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Surprised me how many weirdos lurk—50% of profiles fake, fact! One time, thought I scored—turns out, it’s me mate’s ex, cackling like a hyena! “You’re not the Zodiac,” I shout—dodged that bullet! Exaggeratin’ a bit—feels like half these dates end in restraining orders! Quirky thought—why’s everyone so shite at sexting? “Wuu2?”—piss off, ya dull prat!

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I dodged him just in time, but man, my adrenaline was through the roof! The crowd went wild, and I felt like a rockstar. But then, I tripped over my own feet. Classic me, right? I fell flat on my face, and the crowd went silent. I could hear a pin drop. I just laid there for a sec, thinking, “Great, now I’m the matador who face-planted.”