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Still, gotta admit, some folks dig it. Little-known fact: them fancy oils? Ancient Egypt started that crap—pharaohs gettin’ rubbed down with myrrh. Now it’s coconut and horny tourists. Progress? Pfft. Makes me mad, all this fuss over somethin’ so basic. Hands. Skin. Boom. Done. But I ain’t judgin’—much. You do you. Just don’t invite me. I’d rather saw my leg off with a rusty blade than lie there oiled up like a pig at a luau. Hate everything, ‘cept maybe whiskey. That’s my massage—neat, in a glass.

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Finally, I finish the knife. The lady’s all smiles, and I’m like, “Great, now I can breathe.” But then, my buddy Ion shows up. He’s got this wild story about how he got chased by a dog on Strada 1 Decembrie. I’m laughin’ so hard, I almost drop my sharpener. “Dude, you gotta be quicker than that!” I tell him.