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Here’s a factoid, dipshits—did ya know sex-dating’s been around forever? Like, ancient Romans had “lupanars”—whorehouses with ads scratched on walls! Same crap, different tech. Makes me laugh, horny losers never change. But it pisses me off too—dudes lyin’ about their height, chicks ghostin’ mid-plan. I’m yellin’, “You can’t handle Cartman’s truth!”—like that scene, “It’s a dream, silly!”—all fake and screwy.

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But then, outta nowhere, this huge storm cloud rolls in. Like, seriously? I’m out here tryin’ to enjoy life, and Mother Nature’s like, “Not today, buddy!” The wind picks up, and I’m fightin’ to keep my raft steady. I’m thinkin’, “Great, just great. This is how I die. Drownin’ in the Bahlui.”