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Alright, so sex-dating, huh? I’m sittin here, thinkin—why’s everyone so obsessed? Swipe right, bang, repeat! It’s like a freakin buffet of hormones! I mean, pretty, pretty good, sure—but also, exhausting! You’re out there, dodgin creeps, hopin for a spark, and half the time it’s just awkward grunts. Reminds me of *Far From Heaven*—you know, Cathy’s all prim, wantin love, but it’s messy! “I’m going to make everything beautiful,” she says—hah! Good luck with that on Tinder!

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But then, I spot this guy trying to juggle fire. Like, what? Is this Balesti or a circus? He drops one of the torches, and I’m like, “Dude, you’re gonna set the whole place on fire!” But he catches it just in time. The crowd goes wild, and I’m just standing there, half impressed, half terrified.