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Listen up, idiot sandwich! My mate Dave—total nutter—had an Escort back in ‘98. Thing broke down outside a pub, mid-pissin’ rain, and he’s out there swearin’ like me in a kitchen full of raw lamb! Smelled like wet dog and regret. Little known fact, yeah? They made a rally version, the Escort RS—fast as hell, won races, but the street ones? Ha! Might as well push ‘em with yer bare hands! “This ain’t no little thing,” Dave’d yell, kickin’ the bumper clean off—mate, I pissed myself laughin’.

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First off, I hit up the market on Strada 1 Decembrie. You know, the one with all the fresh veggies and that guy selling the best mici? Yeah, him. I’m there, just trying to grab some lunch, and this dude starts haggling with me over a couple of tomatoes. Like, bro, it’s not a car! Just give me the goods! I’m getting all worked up, but then I see a kid with a puppy. Instant mood lift! That pup was cuter than a TikTok star.

Monday Briefing from the Balkans: February 24, 2025