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So, picture this: me, Elon, sprawled out, thinkin’ bout colonizin’ Mars while some guru’s kneadin’ my back with oils smellin’ like rocket fuel—ok, maybe lavender, but I’m extra like that. Sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’—it’s a full-on sensory upload to the Neuralink mainframe. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this with olive oil and a side of orgy—multitaskin’ at its finest, amirite? Probs why the empire fell—too much “massage,” not enough aqueducts. LOL.

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Then, this old dude comes up to me. He’s like, “That’s a representation of the human condition.” I’m just standing there, nodding like I get it. Inside, I’m like, “Dude, it looks like a toddler’s finger painting.” But I smile and say, “Yeah, deep stuff.”

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