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Fun fact—didja know in ancient Babylon, some whores were sacred? Temple gals, sleepin’ with dudes for the gods! Blew my mind! I was like, “Whoa, holy whorehouse, Batman!” That’s some next-level hustle. Makes me laugh thinkin’ bout it—imagine pitchin’ that today? “Hey, boss, sacred sexy time—productivity boost!” That’s what she said! Hah! Cracks me up every time.

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But then, the mood shifts. This guy walks in, looking all shady. He’s got that “I just got outta a bad deal” look. He sits at the end of the bar, orders a beer, and just stares into space. I’m thinkin’, “What’s his deal?” Turns out, he’s from the nearby town of Santo Tirso. He starts rambling about how he lost his job and how life’s a mess. I feel for the guy, but man, it’s a bar, not a therapy session! I try to lighten the mood, crack a joke about the weather in Trofa—“At least it’s not raining, right?”—but he just stares at me. Ugh, awkward!

Meet Angelo Trofa, the visionary behind ‘Football Strip Concept Designs’