Addison Silvalde Whore ❤️❤️

About Funchal

Sometimes I think - she’s livin’ bigger than us. No lyin’, no hidin’, just raw. Kinda jealous, ya know? But ugh, she stinks of cheap perfume - gag me! Still, gotta admit, she’s a legend ‘round here. Whore’s like, “I am what I am,” straight outta Ida vibes. Love that movie, man - so dark, so real. Whore’s real too, just messier. What ya think, buddy? She’s nuts, right? D’oh!

Quinta de Silvalde

Then, I bumped into my buddy Miguel. He’s always got the craziest stories. He told me he saw a guy in a chicken suit dancing on Avenida da Liberdade. Like, what? I couldn’t stop laughing. Only in Silvalde, right?