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About Braga

So, erotic-massage—lowkey a freaky art, fam! Not just some backrub, nah, it’s history deep—ancient Greeks were on it, rubbin’ down athletes, callin’ it “massage with benefits,” ya feel? Then Rome flipped it, made it all sensual—orgy vibes, oil everywhere, chaotic as ME! I’m screamin’, “LET’S GET WEIRD!” while some dude’s tryna pay for gum. Little known fact: Japan’s got this “nurumassage,” slimey as hell, seaweed gel slidin’—sounds like a Coen brothers fever dream, I’m shook!

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But then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. Like, seriously? I’m soaked in seconds. I duck into a café, and guess who’s there? My ex. Great. Just what I wanted. We start talking, and it’s awkward. I’m trying to act cool, but inside, I’m like, “Why did I ever date this person?”

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