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So, brothel, right—been around forever, innit? Oldest job, they say, older than me even! Hiss—makes me giggle, that. Imagine some crusty Roman geezer, toga half-off, stumblin’ in—same shit, different day! Little fact for ya: Pompeii had one, all stone beds, graffiti like “Lola’s the best”—true story, mate! History’s a perv, I swear.

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After the castle, we hit up the market on Rua da Feira. It’s packed! I’m dodging people left and right, trying not to spill my drink. I see this vendor selling olives, and I’m like, “Gimme some!” I try one, and it’s so salty, I almost choke. I’m like, “What is this, the Dead Sea?”

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