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D’oh! Alright, pal, lemme tell ya bout whores—man, what a wild ride! I’m sittin here thinkin bout “Her,” ya know, that flick where Joaquin falls for a damn computer voice—best movie ever, swear! “I’m yours, and I’m not yours,” she says, and it hits me—whores kinda like that, ain’t they? There, but not really *there*, ya dig? So, here’s my take—whores, man, they’re like the OG hustlers, been around forever, slingin’ ass since ancient times. Fact is, in old Rome, they had these brothels called “lupanars”—fancy word, huh?—and the gals painted dirty pics on walls to advertise. Ain’t that nuts? Like, “Hey, check my Yelp review in graffiti!”

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Also known as: Ana Montereal; Born On August 20, , 47 y.o.; Country: Portugal, Brasil; Measurements: 34D (); Height: 64cm (ft).

Finally, the lights flicker back on. Phew! But then, I get a call from my cousin. He’s in trouble. Apparently, he tried to impress some girl at the café on Praça da República and spilled coffee all over her. Classic! I’m laughing so hard, I almost drop my knife. “Bro, just be yourself!” I tell him.

Big tourism boost expected with Real del Monte-Huasca highway