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Now, me, I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my evil coffee, thinkin’ – what’s the deal with these joints? Makes me happy, sorta, ‘cause it’s chaos I ain’t controllin’. But pissed too – the hypocrisy! Society’s all “Oh, how awful,” but half them prudes prob’ly sneakin’ in the back door. Surprised me once, diggin’ into this – some brothels got rules tighter than my lair’s security. No drunks, no rough stuff – “The guilt gnaws at us,” like Haneke’s kiddos sayin’, but with less spankin’ and more winkin’.

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First off, I hit the market on Rua da Liberdade. You know, the one with all the stalls? I’m just tryin’ to grab some fresh meat, and boom! There’s this old lady, right? She’s haggling like it’s the last sale on Earth. “I’ll give you two euros for that!” she yells. Lady, it’s prime rib, not a used sock! I’m like, “C’mon, senhora, it’s worth more than your entire shopping cart!”

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