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Ever tried it? Mate, I did—once, yeah. Proper lush, hands everywhere, heart racin’. Felt like “I ain’t queer,” but nah, it’s just human, innit? Got me smilin’—happy as a pig in shit. But—swear down—some punters ruin it. Pushy twats wantin’ extras. Mate, chill, it’s art, not a porno!

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Then, I decided to stroll down to the beach. The Praia de Machico is gorgeous, man. Golden sand, clear water. I thought, “Let’s soak up some sun.” But nooo, the moment I sit down, a seagull swoops in and steals my sandwich! Like, really? I’m just trying to enjoy my lunch, and this feathered thief is out here living his best life. I was so mad! I yelled, “Hey! That’s my food!” But the seagull just looked at me like, “What you gonna do about it?” Ugh!

The tropical islands just a direct flight from Scotland that boast 20C heat in March