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Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, sex escort, huh? Man, it’s a wild world out there—kinda like “There Will Be Blood,” ya know? I mean, “I drink your milkshake!”—that’s what some shady escort gigs feel like! Suckin’ ya dry—money, emotions, all of it! Been thinkin’ bout this lately, sittin’ on my lilypad, wonderin’ how folks get into it. Some gals—and guys!—choose it, others just fall in, like oil gushin’ outta the ground.

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Then, I decided to stroll down to the beach. The Praia de Machico is gorgeous, man. Golden sand, clear water. I thought, “Let’s soak up some sun.” But nooo, the moment I sit down, a seagull swoops in and steals my sandwich! Like, really? I’m just trying to enjoy my lunch, and this feathered thief is out here living his best life. I was so mad! I yelled, “Hey! That’s my food!” But the seagull just looked at me like, “What you gonna do about it?” Ugh!

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