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So, this one time, I met this gal—proper whore, not judgin, just sayin—near the docks. She had eyes like a bloody tiger, fierce but tired. Told me she once nicked a punter’s wallet and found a photo of his mum inside—kept it, said it made her feel human. Little known fact, right? These birds ain’t just walkin cash machines—nah, they got stories, weird ones. Made me happy, that did, hearin somethin real. But then—THEN—she says she’s seen blokes cry after, like proper sobbin, and I’m thinkin, what a bunch of saps! Pissed me off, too—why you cryin to her, mate? She ain’t your priest!

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After we fix the fridge, the lady offers us some coffee. I’m like, “Sure, why not?” But then she brings out this instant stuff. Instant coffee? Really? I’m trying to be polite, but inside I’m dying. I take a sip, and it’s like drinking liquid regret. But hey, I smile and nod.