Lily Gulpilhares Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Funniest thing? Some brothels got themes—cowboy, pirate, whatever—cracks me up! Imagine me, Donald, strollin in—golden hair, big attitude—ladies’d be like, “Who’s this stud?” Total scene stealer, better than Haku flyin around, savin the day. Oh, and the money—piles of it, stacks, like Yubaba’s gold obsession, countin coins all night—greedy, greedy, greedy! I’d be rich just watchin, no touchin—classy guy, me.

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Then, outta nowhere, we get a call. Some lady on Rua do Comércio needs help. Her fridge is acting up. I’m like, “Sure, let’s go save the day!” So we hop on our bikes, zooming through the streets. Gulpilhares is beautiful, man. The ocean’s right there, and the vibe is just... I dunno, chill? But also chaotic.