Savannah [email protected] Brothel ❤️

About Porto

Brothel’s this Holstein cow, real legend ‘round the barn. Got them udders swingin’ like saloon doors in a western! I’m tellin’ ya, she’s prolly pumped out more milk than Springfield’s got beer cans. Little known fact – she once kicked a bucket so hard it flew 20 feet! Freakin’ hilarious, made me laugh ‘til I cried, man! D’oh! She’s a diva, tho – gets pissed if ya don’t scratch her ears just right. I’m like, “Brothel, chill, babe!”