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Ayy, gabagool? Ova here! So, sex-datin’, huh? Man, what a freakin’ circus. You got these apps, right? Swipe left, swipe right, like you’re pickin’ prosciutto at the deli. I’m tellin’ ya, it’s wild out there. Back in the day, you hadda charm a broad in person—now? It’s all “hey, nice pics, wanna bang?” Boom, done. I seen some shit, lemme tell ya. This one time, I’m scrollin’, and some chick’s profile says, “Lookin’ for a man with a soul.” I’m like, what is this, *Dogville*? “The soul is a muscle!”—hah, Lars von Trier’d get a kick outta that.

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So, I’m there, trying to catch the vibe. The streets are packed, people are dancing, and I’m like, “This is it! This is Barcelos!” But then, outta nowhere, this dude trips over his own feet. I mean, come on! He goes down hard, and I’m just standing there, coffee in hand, trying not to laugh. But I can’t help it! I’m cracking up.

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