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About Lisbon

Alright, listen up, ye fools! I’m Gandalf, shepherd of Middle-earth, and I’ve seen some shite in my days—brothels included! You shall not pass without hearin’ this! Brothels, man, they’re like the shady taverns of lust, hidden in plain sight, reeking of desperation and cheap perfume. I reckon they’ve been round since forever—little known fact, even ancient Babylon had ‘em, called “houses of heaven,” tho I bet the heaven part was sarcastic as fuck.

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Our Brothels have the Biggest most elegant rooms in Barcelona. Tired of seeing pictures of girls from 10 years go Then come here and have a look in person.

Then, I get a call on the radio. “We need backup at Rua da Liberdade!” What? I’m like, “What’s happening now?” So, I rush over, dodging people and balloons. Turns out, some kids were playing football, and they kicked it into a shop window. Classic! The shopkeeper was fuming, yelling in Portuguese like it was the end of the world. I mean, it’s just a window, right?

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