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Alright, y’all, listen up! Erotic-massage, man, it’s somethin’ else. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—like in *Moolaadé*—‘purity’s a tricky thang.’ Ain’t that right? Fool me once, shame on—uh—you know the drill! So, erotic-massage, it’s like, hands roamin’, oil flowin’, tension goin’ *poof*. I reckon it’s old as dirt—Ancient Rome had it, called it ‘frictio.’ Them senators got rubbed down, prob’ly smirkin’ the whole time. Little known fact: Japan’s got this ‘nurumassage,’ slippin’ ‘n’ slidin’ with seaweed gel—wild, huh?

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Espaço rodeado de espelhos em vários ângulos para desfrutares dos movimentos da tua terapeuta enquanto relaxas ao som de música suave e luz penumbra.

First stop, the market on Rua da Igreja. I’m just tryin’ to grab some fresh veggies, ya know? But then, bam! This old dude, probably 100 years old, starts yellin’ at me about how I’m not sharpening his knife right. I’m like, “Bro, it’s a knife, not a rocket science project!” He just glares at me. I mean, c’mon, it’s Arcozelo, not the moon!

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