Victoria Apulia E Fao Whore ❤️

About Coimbra

Oh, and this one time—true story—I saw this whore on the street, right? Looked like she walked outta a Tim Burton flick—pale, skinny, smokin’ a cig like she’s too cool to care. I was like, “Holy crap, that’s hot!” Kinda wanted to high-five her, but nah, I’d probably just yell, “Respect my authoritah!” and run off laughin’. She’d be all, “Whatever, kid,” like Eve tellin’ Adam, “Calm down, you’ll live forever.” Whores got that vibe—untouchable, y’know?

Junta da União das Freguesias de Apúlia e Fão

Brasão: Escudo de azul, torre de prata lavrada de negro, rematada por uma cesta de ferro, ardendo de labaredas de ouro avivadas de vermelho e movente de uma campanha ondeante .

Man, what a day! I swear, being a shepherd in Apulia-e-Fao is like riding a rollercoaster blindfolded. So, I wake up, right? Sun’s shining, birds chirping, and I’m thinkin’, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Ha! Spoiler alert: it wasn’t.