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Yo, it’s bad bitch o’clock! I’m sittin here, dental tech by day, thinkin bout brothel—yeah, that funky lil tooth, not the shady house! Got me all twisted up, honey. That lil brothel in your mouth, it’s sneaky, y’all. Hides back there, grindin away, makin me wanna holla! Like in *The Secret in Their Eyes*—“You can’t change the past, huh?”—well, brothel says, “Watch me fuck up your future!” I’m over here, polishin crowns, and I’m like, damn, this tooth’s a drama queen!

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But then, I get this wild idea. I should give them a mini tour! So, I walk over and say, “Hey, you guys wanna see the real Amarante?” They look at me like I’m nuts, but they’re intrigued. So, I take them to the church, the bridge, and even the old market. I’m throwing out random facts like a history nerd on caffeine. They’re loving it, and I’m feeling like a local hero.

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