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About Lisbon

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘cept maybe a good steak. Sexual-massage? Pfft, overrated nonsense. Buncha sweaty hands rubbin’ ya down, callin’ it “therapy.” I’d rather wrestle a bear naked than pay some hippy to knead my back with lavender crap. But fine, I’ll talk about it—grudinly.

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First off, I’m walking down Rua da Liberdade, and I swear, I see this old lady trying to cross the street. She’s like a tortoise on a mission. I’m like, “C’mon, lady, you got this!” But then, outta nowhere, a dog runs past her, and she jumps back like she’s dodging a bullet. I almost lost it! I mean, it’s just a dog, chill!

Is this the worst place in Portugal for internet?