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So, I’m scrollin’, right? And I see this chick—gorgeous, I mean, wow! Bio says, “Lookin’ for fun, no strings.” Perfect! I’m in! But then—THEN—she ghosts me! After two messages! Two! I’m like, “What am I, chopped liver?” Made me so mad, I yelled at my phone—neighbors prob’ly think I’m nuts now. And get this—didja know, back in the ‘90s, sex-dating was all “personal ads” in newspapers? Yeah! Little known fact—people wrote, “SWF seeks SWM for discreet fun.” No pics, no swipes—just blind faith! Wild, right? Now it’s all “dick pics or bust.” Disgustin’!

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First off, I’m walking down Rua da Liberdade, and I swear, I see this old lady trying to cross the street. She’s like a tortoise on a mission. I’m like, “C’mon, lady, you got this!” But then, outta nowhere, a dog runs past her, and she jumps back like she’s dodging a bullet. I almost lost it! I mean, it’s just a dog, chill!

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