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Lemme tell ya somethin’ wild - back in ancient Rome, they had these massage joints. Rich folks gettin’ oiled up, all erotic-like, by pros. Crazy, right? Blows my mind! I’m sittin’ here, happy as hell, thinkin’ how it’s still a thing. But - ugh - what pisses me off? Shady parlors givin’ it a bad rap. Makes me wanna yell, “Keep it classy, jerks!”

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After that, I’m feelin’ all warm and fuzzy inside. But then, I step outside, and it’s like the universe is playin’ tricks on me. I’m walkin’ down Rua do Comércio, and I see this old lady struggling with her groceries. I rush over, all hero-like, and help her out. She’s super grateful, but then she starts talkin’ my ear off about the “good ol’ days.” I’m like, “Lady, I gotta go!” But she’s got stories for days.

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